About
The Pharmer’s Almanac is a weekly North American periodical that has been in continuous publication since it’s conception five minutes ago. Published by the Pug Pharm Publishing Company, of Vancouver, British Columbia, it is famous for its long-range production forecasts and irrelevant data, as well as its trademark blend of charm, wit, trivia, eleven herbs and spices and advice on pharming, phising, phrolicking, phatness and all other things starting with a “ph” when an “f” will do. Innovation, Efficiency, and Contrarianism are core values of the publication and its editors, but they fail to have any effect on the author.